Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Binders

These are not school supplies. AKA: The most expensive undershirt I've ever had to buy

Underworks:

Tri-top Chest Binder - http://www.underworks.com/983.html

Double Panel Compression Shirt - http://www.underworks.com/996.html

T-Kingdom:

'Shirt' version - http://www.t-kingdom.com/shopping/english/pageT1500_english.shtml

Excerpt: How to dress

  1. Select the color you want to wear, put the T-kingdom logo in the front
  2. pull it over your head
  3. put in the left hand, then the right hand.
  4. Grab the bottom of the shirt and pull down.
  5. Adjust the sides.
  6. Adjust the area on the breasts from top to the middle.
  7. Straighten out the inner layer.


How to really put one of these on, especially if straight out of the dryer -

1.  Contort arms and shoulders so they will fit through the very small shirt.
2.  Tug down until you can't tug any more.
3.  Make weird faces and think about when people were forced to do corset training.
4.  Take a break to whine, complain and ponder wearing bulky clothes insead.
5.  Finally succeed.  Yay!
6.  Go about your day without breathing.

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